So I was reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies the other day, which I enjoyed, but which really just made me want to go back and re-read the original, and then a particular line caught my eye and I thought, I bet there’s Darcy/Bingley slash out there. And then another line caught my eye and I wondered about Darcy/Wickham slash.

And then there was Google.

And then I wished I could return to the days of my innocence when I did not, in fact, know that there is Darcy/Bingley/Wickham slash.

That is all.

ETA: I notice I am now getting a lot of hits from people searching for Darcy/Bingley slash. Hello, fellow pervy little hobbits. I’m a Darcy/Wickham fan myself, Bingley’s far too nice.