So I was reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies the other day, which I enjoyed, but which really just made me want to go back and re-read the original, and then a particular line caught my eye and I thought, I bet there’s Darcy/Bingley slash out there. And then another line caught my eye and I wondered about Darcy/Wickham slash.
And then there was Google.
And then I wished I could return to the days of my innocence when I did not, in fact, know that there is Darcy/Bingley/Wickham slash.
That is all.
ETA: I notice I am now getting a lot of hits from people searching for Darcy/Bingley slash. Hello, fellow pervy little hobbits. I’m a Darcy/Wickham fan myself, Bingley’s far too nice.

[...] 1, 2009 3:43 pm Not unrelated to my previous entry, the yearly Bad Sex awards have arrived. I have to be honest – I read the shortlist excerpts, [...]
At times like these, I always think of that Futurama thing “Now you’ve seen it, you can’t UNSEE it!”
You know there’s Aziraphale/Crowley slash out there too, yeah?
I just thought, ooooh, link?
And then I thought, some things are better left to the imagination.
See. I have learnt my lesson.
But of all the slash pairings, that’s a bloody good one.